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We are a revolving group of players, living the American dream but falling a bit short.
11
Oct 2019

Toppie Smellie saw the 40th anniversary of Star Trek the Motion Picture.

LOTSL has seen Seinfeld too many times to care about.  Friends reunion in the theaters?  How about Downton Abbey?  Hot Fuzz. Non-threatening Paul Rudd.

Brenda Boo ate at McDonald’s.  The LOTSL crew confesses as to how many times a month they visit a fast food hamburger joint.

Brenda talks about her time off from work as she recuperates for five weeks from carpal tunnel syndrome.

A voice mail call from Scotty the Lil' Aussie Battler!

Via e-mail: Listener Darren asks our Doc Stone about an anime cartoon with his name-sake! 

Doc Stone once had... frosted hair??

Jay the Hauntcub asks, “Do rich people, or people who drive large pick-up trucks drive like douche bags more than others?”  What about the color of cars? Or what about people who obviously have no clue how to drive? What about driving in the FUTURE?? LOTSL discusses…

ThatPeterG announces he doesn’t have a copy of his birth certificate… so… Peter asks, how do you prove you were born where you claim you were born? 

Toppie asks: are you slow and meticulous or fast and sloppy?  Do you sleep on your unfolded laundry?  Lotsl discusses…

Brenda talks about the shopping app called “Wish.”  Do you have a favorite “wish” catalog? Magazines are for people who dream.

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10
Oct 2019

Prelude: Of pets and clam diggers.

Happy Labor Day and happy Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Telethon, except not. We share thoughts about the entertainer with the GIGANTIC ego, and his movie “The Day the Clown Cried.”

We ask each other, “How Was Your Summer”??

“The SHANK of the day,” Wuzzat???

Autumn is nice, and Doc Stone likes to look at the autumnal clothing fashions from catalogs…

What did you call your Grandmother?

Doc Stone wants to know, what are the “Things your parents told you” and how have they stayed with you?

Men, where do you keep your wallet?

Instagram and emojis…

WEB SURFING!  The internet’s oldest web cam, “The Fog Cam,” has ended…  Toppie asks what were the weirdest early things you saw on the internet back in the earliest days of the internet…?  Who remembers the POGO Games????  The stupid dancing baby…??

Somehow this all of this talk about the early internet leads to a discussion about “the Blaire Witch Project” and the way it was promoted on the internet.

We crap on M. Night Shyamalan’s “The Village.”  And what was the hoopla about “Paranormal” anyway??  Brenda could watch “Poltergeist,” forever.  Then we end with even more spooky movie stuff.

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28
Sep 2019

 

Jay the Hauntcub tells the LOTSL crew all about his Pride48 New Orleans experience!

LOTSL discusses and does some research into how New orleans buries their dead.

LOTSL reads a fun email from longtime listener Princess Honah.

Princess Honah’s letter draws LOTSL into a discussion of Gay bar etiquette: Leather Bars and scents. Exclusivity at gay bars.

Somehow, the LOTSL crew is drawn into a discussion of religious tolerance versus non-believers.

ThatPeterG recounts how he injured himself whilst squeezing a lemon.

Doc Stone joins the call and talks about attending a yoga class.  Also: Some schools in the South have canceled yoga classes -- and wait until you find out why!

Peter’s word quiz. Word of the week: “Concupiscence.”  Wuzzit mean????

Brenda Boo describes her recent surgery.

Brenda asks: If you stopped all your bad habits and no one was there to tell you to be good, how would you live your life?

And finally, LOTSL discovers Disney’s Celebration Village!

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16
Sep 2019

 

POSSIBLY LOTSL'S GREATEST SOCIAL JUSTICE EPISODE, EVER!!!!

Including such timeless issues as: Invasive Species and Pre-Made shit in a box!

PLUS!! I Don’t Make Enough Money to Have a Lifestyle and Who Calls A Drinking Fountain A Bubbler — Anyone?

ALSO: The Dead Kennedys!

MEANWHILE: How did we get our jobs?

NOT TO MENTION: Pharmacies and Pharmacists, the NRA, Shooting sprees and prevention.

AND OF COURSE: Everyone is avoiding WalMart. How rich do you have to be? Minimum wage. Immigration...etc etc... blah blah blah...

That Peter G’s word quiz: “Inspissate.”  the LOTSL crew tries to guess what the verb means.

MORE TOPICS: Is “tryptophan” over-load a hoax?

EVEN MORE TOPICS: Eating habits & intermediate fasting.

Brenda Boo discusses “A Piece of Cake,” a sobering memoir, that leads to a discussion of what is it like to be black in a sea of white people?

Health reports: Toppie’s health: Close to being normal.  CPAP!! Doc Stone also has a report about his formerly pounding heart.

A big discussion about bottled water: How much would you pay for a 20 oz bottle of water?  Also: using public drinking fountains.

And finally... Doc Stone and Brenda Boo have a new dating app called “Prssr.”

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30
Aug 2019

 

The Fey Driver from Pink Wheelnuts Podcasts is our special guest star!

Doc Stone’s insurance change-over is excruciatingly annoying! Not to mention his recent trip to the dreaded…. DMV!!!  Proving you are who you say you are… Brenda Boo has a Nexus card…

Toppie Smellie meets up with Jay the Hauntcub and Hauntdaddy live and in person!  Jay explains what ALSO brought him to NY State.

Brenda Boo talks about the inspiring messages left in her work place check-in break room from the Office of Human Resources.  Also: Cake Culture!  BRAIN WASHING says the Fey Driver! 

Somehow we get into skirting fire ordinance and laws with Fey Driver.

Toppie Smellie asks Fey Driver about Canada and asbestos. In fact, more than you ever wanted to know about asbestos.

Brenda brings the conversation back to HR and work environment. The Fey Driver says “cottoned on…”  (!!???) Paranoid work places, devoid of balance??

Brenda is watching “Murder She Wrote.”

And anyway, why DOES the LOTSL crew spend most of their viewing time WATCHING OLD TV SHIT??  Some TV trivia comes up here!

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3
Aug 2019

ThatPeterG asks: “Do you SPECIFICALLY wash your legs in the shower?” LOTSL responds!  Wash cloths versus scrunchies! Do you shower after every bowel movement? Do you shave in the shower?  Do you… PEE IN THE POOL????

Sacred Spaces: Jay the Haunt Cub has an opinion about straight women attending gay bars... LOTSL discusses…  what kind of social environments are ok for a mixed crowd?  Are there bars that should be men only or women only spaces? Gay dating in 2019.

Toppie Smellie explains how he has become part of the CULT… OF THE MASK! LOTSL discusses mouth breathers…

Brenda Boo asks:  Why is Florida the center of so much craziness and not to mention brackish water??

Hi long time LOTSL listener Blaise Lee!

Olivia de Havilland at age 103 is as letigist as always…

He doesn’t give a crap about that baby!  Wha -- ???

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21
Jul 2019

 

On this SUPER GAY PRIDE edition of LOTSL:

How podcasting has helped us in IRL… or not… Anyway... So...

What is LOTSL drinking…? Brenda has purchased a bottle of wine… twist off top.  Toppie just screws that sucker in and says fuck that foil!

Carbonated water choices… are there health risks?  Is it all natural?

Doc Stone questions Le Croix Sparkling Water…

Toilet to tap water… ThatPeterG explains sparkling water and carbonic acid… possibly irritating and enjoyable…  somehow stroke sufferers come into play….   

According to ThatPeterG, smart phones are contorting the human body!

Toppie notes the death of famed author Judith Krantz.  Strangely, this opens a door to a conversation about rape fantasies.

“Big brained” discussion about birth rates, birth control and diminishing laborers.

LOTSL confesses to what they’re watching on the television machine and, believe it or not… we discuss the O.J. Simpson trial!

In honor of Gay Pride, Brenda Boo recounts what the colors of the rainbow flag represent!  Leave it to LOTSL as they take it all to new, hilarious extremes…

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29
Jun 2019

 

Our little shoe opens with a call-in from long time LOTSL listener, Princess Honah.

Brenda Boo buys a turntable. Cost of new releases on vinyl. Vampires. Sylvester Stallone’s psychic mom. Brenda identifies as a witch.  Not really.

Has Howard Stern has found his soul? Stern on Youtube bullies.

ThatPeterG has an annoyingly persistent ear-worm! Jefferson Starship, Airplane or whatever…and “Electric Avenue”? Working memory and chewing gum! The Scarsdale Diet murder connection! Mark Twain! Woman drives off cliff! Plus:even more persistent ear worms over the years.  Lady Gaga may be queen of ear-worms. Medical condition when you hear music in your head.  Even MORE on EAR WORMS!  Brenda has ‘em!

LOTSL brings tribute to Big Fatty from Big Fatty Online

LOTSL responds to e-mails sent in by Princess Honah.

ThatPeterG talks about the giant Charmin forever roll of toilet paper, and LOTSL talks ENDLESSLY about it…

“New Coke” is coming back!

It’s time for… Sing Along with LOTSL!!

Toppie Smellie has a problem with the saying, “a suspension of disbelief,” asserting that he always understood the correct saying is, “a suspension of belief”.

Calling into work for a sick day: Who has told a whopper?

Brenda presents a list of “Mid-Westernisms”!  What is sherbet anyway, and how do you spell it?  And what is Italian Ice…? What is Sorbet? And what is Ranch Dressing??

Toppie has an important message for the men of America:  STOP SHOWING YOUR GODDAM BUTT CRACKS!!!!!

Brenda is into vinyl!  Meanwhile, Jay the Hauntcub doesn’t like riffling thru collections that aren’t organized…

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16
Jun 2019

 

Today on LOTSL we have a nice extra-long episode featuring our special guest, Paul Chandler from the “Shy Life Podcast”!

Don’t miss these stunning topics!

Toppie meets up with Tom the Ramble Redhead and his husband Roger, plus: other Memorial Day stories from Jay the Hauntcub, Brenda Boo and Paul.

Game of Thrones finale: no one watches (crickets)…

LOTSL asks: What TV shows have you loved that never seemed popular at the time, but then became popular long after your initial interest?

An ABBA reunion?  Do the Abba guys look weird to you?  YES!!! The Abba turd!

Dark Shadows fandom.

General Hospital:  Luke raped Laura!  And then they wed??  Well?  Apparently…

Everyone on LOTSL seems to fondly remember “Kids In the Hall”!

Doctor Who… crazy popular?

Once upon a time, we all recorded our favorite TV shows on VHS cassettes… yes, there’s that…

One time favorite celebrities LOTSL just can’t forgive!

Bogus Scientology bull shit!

Matt Lauer is “pukable”!

And please… don’t get us started on Trump

LOTSL gets down with interesting and obscure phobias.

PLUS!!! Crazy roller coaster rides!

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25
May 2019

 

In the State of Washington it is now illegal to get this part of the body tattooed!  Somehow this ends with references to “The Office" TV show and Ed Helms.

We talk about learning to swim and the whole LOTSL crew has different stories about swimming lessons.

Expos: the LOTSL crew discusses their experiences over the years when they visited county or state fairs. 

Abdominal Sculpting:  Doctors say they have a new surgical way to get instant six-pack abs!

Hole Husbands?  A Netflix show called "Jailbirds" spawns a conversation that goes from strange to stranger!  The gist of it is folks in prison getting to know each other via the toilet.  We think you’re just gonna have to listen, ‘cuz we don’t know what else to say… except you’ve never heard anything quite as funny as Brenda Boo’s explanation of “Hole Husbands,” “Fishing,” and “Jailbirds…” 

A podcast for “Trader Joes”?  It’s like an audio shopping channel for Trader Joes…  then, we talk about other podcasts of interest to us.

And finally, We also discuss Netflix’s “Dead To Me,” and then, even more talk about other interesting podcasts.

Call us at 949-41-LOTSL (949-415-6875)

Write us at Lifeontheshitlist@gmail.com

LOTSL is a proud member of Pride48 and Univoz